Cats n' Bands
why do you look so familiar? are you an SG hopeful?
Anonymous

SG? im sorry babe what do you mean

park with michael by thatsluttylittleunicorn featuring a liquid eyelinerFree People top / Shirts blouse / Vans shoes, $66 / Necklace / Daisy Jewellery silver earrings, $44 / Flower crown headband / Lancôme liquid eyeliner

president-brobama:

*takes a handful of candy* wow that’s way too much *puts 1 back*

Me on my wedding day: you still like me right

relahvant:

when i make a joke to myself and no one’s around to hear it

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“We are the girls with anxiety disorders, filled appointment books, five-year plans. We take ourselves very, very seriously. We are the peacemakers, the do-gooders, the givers, the savers. We are on time, overly prepared, well read, and witty, intellectually curious, always moving… We pride ourselves on getting as little sleep as possible and thrive on self-deprivation. We drink coffee, a lot of it. We are on birth control, Prozac, and multivitamins… We are relentless, judgmental with ourselves, and forgiving to others. We never want to be as passive-aggressive as our mothers, never want to marry men as uninspired as our fathers… We are the daughters of the feminists who said, “You can be anything,” and we heard, “You have to be everything.””

Courtney Martin

That last sentence.

(via midwest-belle)

relahvant:

i wasn’t expecting this but something tells me i should’ve been

the-mighty-beard:

siriuslymeg:

gymleader-corn:

donjuansaminta:

So my friend’s roommate dressed up as Dobby and scared the shit out of her.

MASTER HAS GIVEN DOBBY A SOCK

I CANT BREATHE

DOBBY HAS GIVEN MASTER A HEART ATTACK, HOLY FUCK.

the-mighty-beard:

siriuslymeg:

gymleader-corn:

donjuansaminta:

So my friend’s roommate dressed up as Dobby and scared the shit out of her.

MASTER HAS GIVEN DOBBY A SOCK

I CANT BREATHE

DOBBY HAS GIVEN MASTER A HEART ATTACK, HOLY FUCK.

brootal-emocore:

bloodyoathmate:

those people who insult you and then act like the victim when you say something about it

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"WOW OMG I WAS JUST KIDDING JESUS Y CANT U JUST TAKE A JOKE GOD GET OVER IT ITS NOT A BIG DEAL OMFG WOW I DID NOTHING WRONG"

reinedeboheme:

blicky417:

Now HE is a role-model

A leader is best when people barely know he exists, when his work is done, his aim fulfilled, they will say: we did it ourselves.

I remember this one time me and my mom wrote a complaint about girls being too ugly in an ad that used to be on TV..and they cancelled the ad I haven’t seen it ever since and I feel really guilty

sckrpnch:

When you make a new best friend

sckrpnch:

When you make a new best friend

mydrunkkitchen:

When someone isnt gonna finish their dinner

mydrunkkitchen:

When someone isnt gonna finish their dinner