SG? im sorry babe what do you mean
*takes a handful of candy* wow that’s way too much *puts 1 back*
when i make a joke to myself and no one’s around to hear it
That last sentence.
i wasn’t expecting this but something tells me i should’ve been
So my friend’s roommate dressed up as Dobby and scared the shit out of her.
MASTER HAS GIVEN DOBBY A SOCK
I CANT BREATHE
DOBBY HAS GIVEN MASTER A HEART ATTACK, HOLY FUCK.
those people who insult you and then act like the victim when you say something about it
"WOW OMG I WAS JUST KIDDING JESUS Y CANT U JUST TAKE A JOKE GOD GET OVER IT ITS NOT A BIG DEAL OMFG WOW I DID NOTHING WRONG"
Now HE is a role-model
A leader is best when people barely know he exists, when his work is done, his aim fulfilled, they will say: we did it ourselves.
I remember this one time me and my mom wrote a complaint about girls being too ugly in an ad that used to be on TV..and they cancelled the ad I haven’t seen it ever since and I feel really guilty
When you make a new best friend
When someone isnt gonna finish their dinner